I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human! Same ole problem!
Me: Let me guess. Boredom.
Sweetie: BORED! Can’t you see how I’m stamping my feet impatiently?
Doodlebug: Come to think of it…BORED!
Me: Play a game with your toys.
Sweetie: Too tame. I know! We can chew something up. Anything!
Me: No, not just anything.
Doodlebug: And dancing! We can dance all over the place.
Me: Otherwise known as foot stomping.
Sweetie: And don’t forget our magnificent bulldog chorus!
MoonCat: Isn’t it nice to have a hobby that annoys everyone else?
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