I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Okay, y’all, we’ve talked about this before. No bowling tipping. No bowl rocking. No food spilling on purpose. No eating off the floor.
Sweetie: But it’s cool!
Doodlebug: Yeah, it makes a great clangy sound and the food rolls around like tiny little bouncy balls.
Me: It’s messy and guess who gets to clean it up?
Sweetie: Not me!
Doodlebug: Not me!
MoonCat: Don’t even consider it.
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