Chicken Feed – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me: Okay. y’all, let’s not waste food. It’s not chicken feed, you know.

Sweetie: It had better not be chicken feed. Do I look like a chicken?

Doodlebug: Wait! What does chicken feed taste like? The chickens seem to enjoy it. Maybe…

Me: Nope. Dog food for dogs. I was using an old expression because chicken feed used to be cheap.

Doodlebug: So we can waste it.

MoonCat: Someone is missing the whole point. Ohhh, bulldogs. My, oh my.

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