The Truth about Tails –  Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, my tail is…is…stumpy. I can’t do anything with it.

Me: You can wag it.

Sweetie: Mine is stumpy, too. I can’t even whack anybody in the face with it.

Me: Do you want to?

Sweetie: Sure.

MoonCat: Face whacking with my tail. You just opened up a whole world of possibilities for me.

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