
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Due to the wild, loud bulldog singing yesterday, we are instituting a new house rule. Indoor Voices in the house.

Sweetie: BOOOO!
Doodlebug: Double BOOOO!

MoonCat: Well, that worked, didn’t it?
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