I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Achoo! Snort snort! What is that awful smell?
Sweetie: Lady Human, you are responsible for this mismanagement of our air!
Me: I just spritzed a very small amount of an old cologne I had. I did it completely away from the parakeets to see if it was any good…
Doodlebug: Oh, protect the budgies, but not the bulldogs. Is that it? Our precious noses are millions of times more sensitive than yours!
Me: I’m opening a window to let it out.
Sweetie: And now the world will never be the same.
MoonCat: That window opening option might work on other objectionable odors, say the kind spritzed from bulldogs.
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