I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, how come Tall Man has a fuzzy face?
Me: Fuzzy?
Doodlebug: Yeah. He has fuzz covering half his face which is a really good look for a human. Much more bulldogish.
Me: Oh, the beard. Some men grow facial hair and some shave it off. Personal choice.
Sweetie: I’ve always felt sorry for humans with your hairless faces. It must be very cold.
MoonCat: Not if they have a cat cuddler.
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