I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: We have decided to relax more. Here are some things we will avoid.
Doodlebug: We do not listen to humans all the time. They do not know what they are talking about and they use words that do not mean what they say. Who needs that?
Sweetie: We try to stay away from human rolling boxes. They move way too fast and usually go to the vet’s office. No fun at all.
Doodlebug: We will continue to ignore clothing, boots, and hats that the humans try to put on us because they think they are cute. Especially hats. No one needs fuzzy bouncy balls attached to their head.
MoonCat: I will relax more by ignoring lists of what bulldogs do to relax more.
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