
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human?
Me: Don’t tell me. Let me guess. Something is cold.
Sweetie: How did you guess? My nose is cold. So is Doodlebug’s. Warm them up.
Me: You mean like with a sweater or a boot? That wouldn’t really work, would it? How about sticking them under your paws?
Sweetie: Cold noses under cold paws? Really?

MoonCat: How about under a blanket? Unless bulldog noses are just too stubborn and refuse to stay warm.
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