Don’t Even Think About It! – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human.

Me: Yes?

Sweetie: Cold.

Me: Yes.

Sweetie: Do one of those human things to make it better.

Me: Well, we have the heater running. You all have extra blankets. The only other thing I can think of is for me to pull out the…

Sweetie and Doodlebug: NO! NO SWEATERS! NO SWEATERS! NO SWEATERS!

MoonCat: Must not be that cold then.

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