I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, we know how to break your chocolate fixation. Every time you want to pick up a piece of chocolate, stop.
Me: Easily said. Not as easily done.
Doodlebug: Stop and turn around and go get us a treat instead.
Sweetie: And you never want to give us too many treats, do you? Even though there is no such thing as too many treats for bulldogs, so…
Doodlebug: You will stop thinking of your treats so much.
Sweetie: Because you don’t want us to get fat from too many treats, even though there is no such thing as too many treats for bulldogs.
Me: Hmmm. Practiced distraction. Redirection. It might work.
MoonCat: Good advice from bulldogs? Wonders never cease. Distract some cat treats my way while you’re at it.
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