
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, what are you hiding behind your back?
Me: Hiding? Who says I’m hiding anything? Maybe my hand is just resting on my back.
Doodlebug: Then why does it smell like a treat?
Me: Okay, I confess to having a small chocolate bar, but y’all cannot have chocolate at all. I was trying to keep you from temptation.
Sweetie: Then who’s going to eat it?
Me: Well…

MoonCat: Rules for thee, but not for me, huh?
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