
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, why do humans get to misbehave all the time? You don’t like it when we misbehave.
Me: So you’re admitting that y’all do misbehave.
Doodlebug: No.
Sweetie: I admit no such thing.

MoonCat: We have the right to remain silent.
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