
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: We’ve brought you a present, Lady Human.
Doodlebug: The humans are giving presents, so we will, too.
Me: Thank y’all so much. I see it’s a…bone.
Sweetie: Not just any bone.
Doodlebug: A gnawing bone.
Sweetie: The best kind of bone.
Doodlebug: For gnawing.

MoonCat: Perfect for those bulldoggy times when nothing else will suffice.
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