Bulldog March – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me: Y’all sure are orderly today. If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had learned to march in time.

Sweetie: Step one. Step two. Step three. Step four. Look. We aren’t even stepping on each other’s feet. Uh-oh.

Doodlebug: Ouch!

Me: Ow! Well, that didn’t last long.

Sweetie: See if MoonCat can do any better.

MoonCat: Ask a cat to march? Preposterous. Never heard of such a thing. Not gonna happen.

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