Because I Said So – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Those cushions go over there on my bed, Lady Human.

Me: I beg your pardon?

Sweetie: I grant it freely. Just put them there.

Me: Why?

Sweetie: Because I said so.

Me: Not a good enough reason for a bulldog to offer to a human.

Doodlebug: Hey, what if I want them on my bed because I said so?

Sweetie: I said so first.

MoonCat: How about this? I have the last word. Because I said so.

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