I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: BIG BIRDS, LADY HUMAN! HEADS DOWN! RUN!
Me: Hold on, girl! No big deal! Just a couple of crows.
Doodlebug: Yeah, Sweetie, don’t be a scaredy cat. Lady Human, if they start heading back this way, you’ll warn me, won’t you?
Me: What’s the problem? Y’all have seen crows before.
Doodlebug: But those are the biggest…
Sweetie: And widest and the wildest…
MoonCat: Who came up with that insulting term “scaredy cat”? Why not scaredy dog? You don’t see me running and hiding. Of course, you don’t see me prancing around outside where the wild birds fly either.
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