
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, something loud is going on over there.
Me: Yeah, but not our business.
Doodlebug: What if the loud comes over here?
Me: Then it would be our business. For right now, we’ve got no dog in the fight.
Sweetie: Of course not. We are here and we’re not fighting.
Me: It’s an old expression. It means mind your own business. Keep your nose to yourself.

MoonCat: We cats always keep our noses to ourselves. But then our noses are much smaller than the nasal organs of bulldogs or humans so…no cat in this fight.
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