I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, do you have an infestation? You keep scratching your head.
Me: No, it’s just dry, flaky scalp. Why are you scratching your head now?
Sweetie: It looked fun so I thought I’d do it, too.
Doodlebug: Me, too. Ahhh, so good.
Me: This is contagious. I wonder why.
MoonCat: Don’t look at me. It’s a real head-scratcher.
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