I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, why are you all bent over like that?
Me: Ugh, my back is tight. My legs are tight. I need new parts.
Sweetie: Oh, is that all?
Doodlebug: Bulldogs feel like that all the time.
Sweetie: Tall Man took old wheels off the rolling box and put new ones on and it rolled again just fine. Do that.
Me: Not the same.
Sweetie: How come? Seems the same to me.
MoonCat: In case it’s escaped your notice, humans don’t come equipped with wheels.
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