
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Okay, to save some time later, I’m going to feed y’all now.

Sweetie: If you do it now, how does that save time later?
Me: Well, true. The time is still spent.
Sweetie: This time thing has gotten out of control, Lady Human. Now it’s changing when we eat! EATING! THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER!
Doodlebug: And isn’t “spent” what you did with that serious stuff you call “money”?

MoonCat: I can tell this conversation is going to take some time.
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