
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Back off, Doodle!
Doodlebug: No, you back off!
Me: Both of you back off! Sweetie, go to that corner! Doodlebug, you head over to that corner! If y’all can’t behave, I have to separate you.
Sweetie: I don’t know if I like this corner. There are other corners. What about that one over there?

MoonCat: That corner is mine. ‘Nough said.
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