Intruder Alert! – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, I smell a weirdness coming through the  kitchen window.

Doodlebug: My nose does, too. It’s a…

Sweetie: It’s not a…

Me: It’s a coyote. It’s climbed the short fence into the side yard.

Sweetie: What’s it after?

Me: The chickens, no doubt, but it can’t reach them.

Doodlebug: No! It can’t have them!

Sweetie: Intruder! Intruder!

Doodlebug: Lady Human, why are you banging on the glass?

Me: Surprise! It thought no one was around. It’s running off now.

Sweetie: Why didn’t you sic us on it? We’re more than a match for…

MoonCat: For a wild dog that has to hunt for its food every day, is spry and underweighs you by half, and has the common sense to leave while it can?

Sweetie: Well, at least we barked.

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