
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: I’m taking this.
Doodlebug: Out of my way. Leave something for me. This! This is perfect.
Sweetie: Leave the small stuff.
Me: Hold on just a minute!
Sweetie: Okay.
Me: How did y’all…who opened the door to the clothes dryer?
Doodlebug: No one will ever know.
Sweetie: Problem?
Me: Yes. Those are my freshly washed clothes. Well, they were. You’ve never done this before. It’s like you’re trying to invent problems.

MoonCat: And succeeding quite well.
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