Who? Me? – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me: Okay. Who made this mess?

Doodlebug: Let me see it. Hmmm. Doesn’t look like one of my messes. May I lick it up?

Me: No, sir. Sweetie?

Sweetie: The snail did it.

Me: This is not a snail trail.

Sweetie: Well, of course, it would deny it. Or blame some innocent bulldog.

MoonCat: Innocent bulldog? A mythological creature that never existed.

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