Keep Your Mess at Home – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, someone has slimed the floor and, for once, it wasn’t me.

Me: That’s from a snail. Look, it’s squeezed back outside.

Doodlebug: Where does it live?

Me: In that big shell on its back.

Sweetie: A house on its back. Well, keep your slime in your own house and stay out of ours!

MoonCat: Snails sliming the place at night? The old “sleep with one eye open” rule still holds true. Don’t get slimed.

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