I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Do something, Lady Human!
Me: Do something about what? A little more detail, please.
Sweetie: That! Aaaggghhh!
MoonCat: Yes, that scary monster bug showed up on the Big Picture Box and someone found it very disturbing.
Doodlebug: If it comes over here, one swipe of my huge hairy bulldog paw will take care of that. No problem.
Me: It’s not going anywhere. It’s on the TV screen.
Sweetie: Why?
Me: Somebody thought it was interesting.
Sweetie: Typical human foolishness. Lady Human, do you want something like that in the house?
Me: No.
Sweetie: Then why have a giant picture of it in the house?
MoonCat: True. One cannot even eat it.
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