I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Hey, y’all. It’s still pretty chilly. Here, Sweetie, try on this sweater I crocheted. Doodle, I have some more sweaters you can try…
Doodlebug: Nope.
Me: Well, go ahead and try this one, Sweetie.
Sweetie: Nope.
Me: It’s plenty big and nice and warm…
Sweetie: Nope.
Me: Okay, Doodlebug. You go ahead and…
Doodlebug: Noooooo.
Me: Come on, y’all.
Sweetie: Let me spell this like the humans do. NO!
Me: In that case, MoonCat…
MoonCat: Don’t even look in my direction.
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