I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, aren’t you glad?
Me: Glad about what?
Sweetie: Having bulldogs around you all the time.
Me: Well, yeah! Y’all are great.
Doodlebug: Why?
Me: Don’t you know?
Doodlebug: We know we’re great at everything.
MoonCat: Oh, dear, here we go again.
Me: Are you good at swimming?
Sweetie: No, leave that one off the list. It doesn’t count. We were thinking about snoring and eating and drooling and…
Doodlebug: And sleeping and snorting and all the stuff that really counts. You know.
Me: Oh, all that stuff.
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