I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: They’re doing it again, Lady Human. Those tiny birds are staring at us.
Me: Maybe you’re fun to stare at.
Doodlebug: How can they see anything with those beady little eyes?
Sweetie: They need to get big ole bulldog eyes like ours.
Me: A bulldog eye would be bigger than a parakeet’s entire head.
Doodlebug: Ooooo! Great!
Sweetie: Yeah! Cool! I vote for that!
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