
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, how come MoonCat gets to sit way up there, far above us?

Sweetie: Yeah, why can’t we do that?
Me: Good question. Why can’t you do that?
Doodlebug: We’re too big?
Sweetie: We’re too heavy?
Me: Both good guesses.
Sweetie: But why would she even want to get that high above us?

MoonCat: The better to see you all, my dears.
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