
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Excuse me, Sweetie. Move, please.

Sweetie: No, Lady Human, you move.
Me: No, YOU MOVE.
Sweetie: NO, YOU!
Me: NO, YOU!
Sweetie: NO, YOU!

MoonCat: Excuse me while I withdraw to a quieter bulldog/human-free area.
Doodlebug: Hey, I want to play. MOVE!
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