Me: Sweetie? Sweetie?
Sweetie: Huh?
Me: You look like you’re asleep sitting up. Some of my friends would call you knackered.
Sweetie: What do you call me?
Me: Dog-tired.
Sweetie: Nope. Can’t just be dog-tired. I have to be bulldog-tired. We always do everything better. Now pardon me while I sleep sitting up just to prove I can.
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