Gag Order – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: What is that awful noise? Lady Human, I blame you!

Me: Yeah, it’s me. Sorry. I’m gagging on a lot of allergy drainage.

Doodlebug: Oh, yeah, we’ve done that before, too.

MoonCat: Not me. I’ve never made annoying sounds.

Doodlebug: Take some of those tiny pink treats you gave us.

Me: The medicine? I have. It’ll just take a little time.

Sweetie: Nope! All gagging stops now! Bulldog order! It’s naptime!

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