I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Sit.
Doodlebug: I beg your pardon.
Me: Sit!
Doodlebug: Well, that was rude!
Me: Nothing rude about it. You’re my dog. I need you to sit so I can trim your nails. Sit!
Doodlebug: I don’t believe you have the right to tell me how to use my legs…
Me: SIT!
Doodlebug: Oh, all right! But you sure have a way of making “sit” sound like a dirty word.
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