
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: And I am Sweetie and no one enters here unless I say so. And I don’t.
Me: Why are you body blocking me?
Sweetie: Because I can.
Me: Excuse me!
Sweetie: Nope.
Me: I need to pass, please.
Sweetie: I don’t think so.

MonnCat: I am so glad that I can just jump over bulldogs.
Me: I need to get over there.
Sweetie: Or what?
Me: Or there won’t be any food in your bowl.
Sweetie: Oh, well, that’s different. I didn’t know you were doing something useful at last. Proceed.
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