Sweetie: Lady Human! I have a new friend.
Me: I saw that.
Sweetie: She is really nice and friendly and not scared of my big ole bulldog face at all. And she didn’t say anything. Nice and quiet.
Me: Yeah. She just stood right by you the whole time you sat in the patio. Kind of strange for a chicken.
Sweetie: What chicken?
Me: Your new patio friend. She’s a chicken. Remember. We talked about chickens. The birds that have wings, but they only flap and don’t fly.
Sweetie: She doesn’t fly away and she doesn’t talk. Perfect in every way.
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