
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: And I am all wet.
Me: Sorry. When I checked the forecast, this rain was in it.
Doodlebug: I just shook it off.
Me: Yes, I know. You literally shook it off.
Sweetie: What are we supposed to do, Lady Human, when you mess up the weather?
Me: I don’t schedule the weather. But I guess you could try running between the raindrops.
Sweetie: Okay. Here. Let me shake my raindrops off and see you run between them.
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