I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Service! Service here now!
Me: Hold your horses!
Doodlebug: We have no horses to hold.
Sweetie: But if we did, you’d better believe we could hold them.
Me: I’m mean, what’s the hurry?
Doodlebug: Me. I’m the hurry.
Me: It’s not like you’re going to give me a tip.
Sweetie: Tip?
Me: Yeah, a reward “to improve promptness”.
Doodlebug: Here’s a tip. Promptly let me outside or you will promptly be cleaning up the floor.
Me: Fair enough.
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