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Posted on January 11, 2026 by H.J. Hill

“Straddling a fence is never comfortable.”

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  • bargaining
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  • bath
  • bathroom
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  • beds
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  • big mouths
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  • bloat
  • blocking
  • bloodhounds
  • bobcat
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  • boom
  • boredom
  • boundaries
  • bowls
  • bragging
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  • breakfast
  • breathe
  • bribes
  • broom
  • bubbles
  • bucket
  • bugs
  • building
  • bull
  • bulldog
  • bullhorn
  • bully
  • butterfly
  • buttons
  • cackling
  • cactus
  • cadence
  • canned food
  • cardboard boxes
  • cartoon
  • cats
  • ceiling fans
  • celebrate
  • center
  • centerpiece
  • chairs
  • change
  • cheese
  • Chewed up
  • chewing
  • chickens
  • chocolate
  • choices
  • chores
  • Christmas
  • cicadas
  • cleaning
  • climbing ladders
  • clock
  • clothing
  • clouds
  • coffee
  • cold
  • comfort
  • command
  • complaint
  • confusion
  • cooler
  • corners
  • courage
  • courtesy
  • covering
  • coyotes
  • crackers
  • crafting
  • crochet
  • crosswise
  • crowing
  • crows
  • cuddling
  • curtain
  • cushions
  • dachshund
  • dance
  • dancing
  • danger
  • decisions
  • delivery
  • digging
  • dirt
  • disorder
  • distraction
  • dive
  • Dogs
  • downhill
  • drawing
  • dreaming
  • ducks
  • earmuffs
  • Earth
  • earthquake
  • eat
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  • eclipse
  • eggs
  • electric cords
  • elliptical
  • energy
  • exercise
  • expressions
  • eyes
  • faces
  • fall
  • falling down
  • fancy dogs
  • fans
  • fast
  • fat
  • feathers
  • feet
  • fence
  • fences
  • fight
  • finger pointing
  • fire ants
  • fireworks
  • flies
  • floor
  • fluff
  • flying
  • food
  • foolish
  • forgiveness, judgmental
  • Fourth of July
  • free
  • friends
  • frogs
  • fun
  • furniture
  • fussing
  • gagging
  • gates
  • gaze
  • giants
  • giftedness
  • gnawing
  • good order
  • grasp
  • greed
  • grilling
  • grit
  • groceries
  • grounded
  • grumpy
  • guard duty
  • hail
  • hair
  • hand stand
  • hard life
  • hare
  • harebrained
  • hasty
  • hats
  • head
  • head start
  • heads up
  • hearing protection
  • heat
  • heavy
  • heavy loads
  • heights
  • helmet
  • herding
  • holes
  • holidays
  • homecooked
  • hope
  • hoses
  • hot
  • hourglass
  • howling
  • humans
  • hurry
  • ice cubes
  • ideas
  • ignorant humans
  • imagination
  • intruder
  • irritated
  • jackrabbit
  • jealousy
  • jiffy
  • jump
  • kings
  • knocking
  • Labor Day
  • languages
  • law
  • leaning
  • leash
  • leaves
  • left
  • leftovers
  • licking
  • light
  • lightning
  • lists
  • litter box
  • locusts
  • loud
  • lounging
  • man cave
  • march
  • marching
  • marking
  • meals
  • mellow
  • mess
  • metal bowls
  • minute
  • mirror
  • misbehave
  • mistakes
  • monsters
  • mop
  • mops
  • more
  • mouths
  • mud
  • nail clippers
  • nails
  • names
  • nap
  • naps
  • New Year
  • New York
  • newspaper
  • night
  • noggin
  • noise
  • noisy
  • nonsense
  • noses
  • nosy
  • opinions
  • orderly
  • owl
  • paper
  • parakeets
  • patience
  • patrols
  • paws
  • pecking
  • peeing
  • permission
  • persistence
  • petting
  • phone
  • photograph
  • pigs
  • pillows
  • pizza
  • plans
  • plants
  • plastic
  • play
  • poetry
  • pointed
  • pointer
  • pointing
  • pointing fingers
  • poop
  • possum
  • pots
  • potty talk
  • prayer
  • predators
  • prey
  • private property
  • promises
  • property
  • protection
  • pruning
  • puppies
  • questions
  • quick
  • quiet
  • quitting
  • rain
  • reach
  • reading
  • recycle
  • relaxing
  • respect
  • right
  • roosters
  • roundup
  • rules
  • ruts
  • safety
  • salt
  • sandman
  • scaredy
  • scenting
  • scents
  • schedules
  • scratching
  • secrets
  • seeds
  • seesaw
  • sense
  • separate
  • set ways
  • shaking
  • sharing
  • shoes
  • silence
  • silliness
  • singing
  • sirens
  • sit
  • sky
  • sleeping
  • sleepover
  • slow
  • slurping
  • small spaces
  • smells
  • snacks
  • snails
  • snares
  • sneaky
  • snooping
  • snoring
  • snow
  • snuffling
  • socks
  • sommelier
  • soul
  • spaces
  • speech
  • spills
  • spit out
  • springboards
  • stand
  • stare
  • stickers
  • sticks
  • stinks
  • stomping
  • storms
  • straddle
  • straighten up
  • stretching
  • stubborn
  • style
  • summer
  • sun
  • sunbathing
  • sunrise
  • superpower
  • sweat
  • sweaters
  • sweeping
  • swim
  • table setting
  • talent
  • talk
  • talking
  • tangle
  • tasting
  • teatime
  • television
  • temptation
  • territories
  • territory
  • thanks
  • thrones
  • thunder
  • ticked off
  • time
  • time keeping
  • time saving
  • timing
  • tipping
  • tiptoe
  • toes
  • tongues
  • tornado
  • toys
  • trains
  • trash
  • treasure
  • treats
  • tree
  • trespass
  • tricks
  • tuna
  • tyranny
  • umbrellas
  • umpteenth
  • Uncategorized
  • unstuck
  • wagging
  • waking
  • walking
  • washing machines
  • waste
  • water bowls
  • weather
  • weight
  • weight gain
  • wild animals
  • wind
  • window
  • words
  • worry
  • wound up
  • wrinkles
  • writing
  • wrong
  • yarn
  • yelling

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