
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. The sky is screaming again, Lady Human.
Me: Stay calm and stay inside, y’all. That’s just the storm siren.

Sweetie: Just? Just?
Me: We’re alright.
Sweetie: The sky is throwing ice cubes at us! Is that alright? What is it trying to do? Make iced tea?
Me: That’s hail. It’s one reason we have a roof and walls.
Doodlebug: What are the other reasons? What else is the sky plotting to chunk at us?
Sweetie: I am going to write a strongly worded letter to the humans in charge of weather. Whoever that is, they are not doing a good job!
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