I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Complaint!
Me: What else is new?
Doodlebug: It’s hot, Lady Human.
Me: Yes, I noticed that.
Sweetie: The sky fans aren’t pulling their weight.
Me: The ceiling fans are turned on full blast.
Sweetie: Not good enough!
Doodlebug: We need more sky fans. There! And there! And there! And…
Me: Sorry. There’s no more room for more ceiling fans. We’ll just have to make do.
Sweetie: Make do? Is that another human failure thing?
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