I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Hmmph.
Me: Okay, I know that hmmph. What’s wrong?
Sweetie: My water has a funny smell.
Me: Only if it’s a smell you put in it just now. I washed your bowl and refilled it not half an hour ago.
Sweetie: Smell it.
Me: Sorry, I don’t smell a thing.
Doodlebug: She means use your bulldog nose.
Me: I don’t have a bulldog nose.
Sweetie: Can you order one? From that place that sends all the great cardboard boxes?
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