I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Okay, not again! LADY HUMAN!
Sweetie: What have you done now, Lady Human?
Me: Not a thing. I’m enjoying the power outages just like the rest of you.
Sweetie: Where is my fan air?
Me: Same place as my lamp light.
Doodlebug: You can use the Great Creator’s Big Light. It’s on. For right now.
Me: And you can breathe and enjoy His fresh air. It’s on, too.
Sweetie: Bulldogs have certain minimum requirements that are not being met.
Me: Why don’t we all just settle down and relax?
Doodlebug: Relax? We are full-blown bulldogs! How little you know us!
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