
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: What’s on the menu?
Me: Pretty much the same as always.
Doodlebug: Don’t tell me. Let me guess. Little crunchy brown balls and your attempt at cooking.
Sweetie: Where’s the good stuff?
Me: What good stuff?
Sweetie: You know. The delicious softie food that comes off the round metal thing that digs it out of the other round metal thing.
Me: You mean the big spoon with the canned food?
Doodlebug: Everything’s better if it comes from a can.

MoonCat: Cat wisdom from down through the years. I’m glad the bulldogs have caught up.
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