I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Something is wrong in the air.
Sweetie: Yes, it’s an unusual scent. Not from around here. Uh-oh, it’s Lady Human!
Doodlebug: What have you gotten into, ma’am? It smells…heavy.
Me: Well, I did use a new shampoo on my hair.
Sweetie: Good thing you only have a little hair on top of your head or we would not be able to breathe.
Me: I realize you have industrial strength noses and I can smell this myself.
Sweetie: With your puny little smeller.
Doodlebug: Just imagine what you smell like to us. Time to get some fresh air.
Me: Y’all?
Sweetie: No, you. Maybe the whole sky can float some of that scent away. Phew!
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