Do I Need to Get a Bulldozer? – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Ah, comfortable at last.

Me:  Maybe you are. Can you move over?

Stella:  Hmmm?

Me:  Stella, I can’t even get into my own bed. There is something wrong with this picture.

Stella:  Not from where I am.

Me:  Okay, you are like a 65-pound boulder in the middle of my narrow bed. I can’t move you. I can’t roll you. Do I need to get a bulldozer?

Stella:  What is a bulldozer?

Me:  It’s a huge piece of equipment that moves large amounts of stuff.

Stella:  It sounds charming. While you’re getting yours, get one for me, too. Then I can move you off my bed.

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