Egg Breath – Conversations with Stella and Wiggles

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Wiggles, stop getting in Lady Human’s face. That’s rude. Fun, but rude.

Wiggles:  I smell them. Where are they?

Me:  Wiggles, please.

Wiggles:  Eggs. You have eaten eggs. They are on your breath.

Me:  Sorry, I need to brush my teeth.

Wiggles:  No, don’t. I like it. Now, where are mine?

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