I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Doodlebug: Hey, Stinkyface! Move aside!
Me: What’s all the noise?
Doodlebug: Stinkyface.
Stella: Doodle is yelling at Stinky…I mean MoonCat.
Me: Doodle, cut it out. She’s not bothering you.
Doodlebug: She’s staring at me with her stinky face.
Me: And you are barking at her with yours.
Doodlebug: Hey!
Me: You know it’s true. Just smell your own breath sometime after one of your outdoor nasty snacks. Now get along with each other and don’t talk ugly to MoonCat.
MoonCat: Meow!
Me: You see. She agrees.
Doodlebug: Well, I don’t. I’m a bulldog. You’ll never catch me agreeing with a cat.
MoonCat: Meow! Stinkyface.
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