I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, I think you should see what Miss Sweetie is doing.
Me: What? Oh, Sweetie! Really?
Miss Sweetie: What? Who? Where?
Me: Did you…pee inside? Again?
Miss Sweetie: Pee? No. Do you want me to? I can if I you want me to.
Me: No! If you didn’t pee, then what is this water mess? Oh, I see.
Miss Sweetie: My water bowl spilled. I don’t know how that happened.
Stella: I do. She stepped on it. And the water went everywhere. And now she is dancing in it.
Miss Sweetie: I like water. Especially on my feet when it is hot. I dance in the water. Watch me!
Me: Okay, that’s fine, Sweetie. At least that’s better than…well, you know. The other stuff.
Miss Sweetie: Pee? Do you want me to do that, too?
Me and Stella: No!
Stella: I’m sorry, Lady Human. She still doesn’t understand that there is a real difference.
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